While a RAY's exact weight is unknown, when compared to a Metal Gear REX which weighs 557 tons, we can estimate it's weight to be over 1,000 tons.īoomstick: And that wasn't even his final form! Raiden is strong enough to lift and throw a Metal Gear RAY.
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Can we please go back to talking about killing people now?Īfter a sniper shot from Snake frees one of his arms, Raiden cuts his other arm free and begins swinging around the Gekkos by the cables connecting them to his legs. Eventually they got back together and had a kid. Wiz: Well first, she actually said she had a miscarriage and married another man to trick Raiden, but it was really to trick the Patriots.īoomstick: Wiz, please, the story's confusing enough without bringing that into this. Huh, women right? But she was all like, "my bad, I love you!" and he was like, "it's okay, let me put my dick in you!" and then they had a kid. See his girlfriend, Rose, was actually a Patriot spy and was manipulating his life the entire time they were together. from behind the scenes and bent on dominating the world.īoomstick: Yeah, okay, hang on to your butts because this is where things start getting out of hand. Wiz: Except, all along, he was actually being controlled by the Patriots, a secret organization manipulating the U.S. All under his awesome new codename, Raiden. With them, he teamed up with the legendary Solid Snake-īoomstick: -to take down some bad guys, destroy giant robots, go streaking, and even kill dear old foster dad. After being abandoned by Solidus, Jack fell for a girl named Rose and eventually got her pregnant.īoomstick: Jack was tormented by his past life and sought to right his wrongs by joining a special task force. I mean, even ten years later, he still looks like he's waiting for the old stones to drop. Wiz: A natural harbinger of death, Jack's high kill count earned him the nickname "Jack the Ripper." He accomplished all of this, and he was only ten years old.īoomstick: Oh my God! Could you imagine this kid during puberty? If it ever even hits.
Wiz: Being the perfect parent he is, Solidus enlisted Jack in the Liberian Civil War, where he became captain of his own commando unit in the Army of the Devil. Oh, and the fact that he killed Jack's parents! I'm your dad now! Wiz: Born in Liberia, a young boy named Jack lost his parents and was adopted by George Sears, the future president of the United States.īoomstick: Which sounds like a pretty good upside considering, except Sears was actually Solidus Snake, a traitor who manipulated the world leaders to profit from the war economy. But seeing as how his brain is protected by a thick, adamantium skull, it's probably staying where it is. Anyway, this means Wolverine can be killed by drowning or destroying his brain. Eh? Get it? Stem? Like Brain Stem?īoomstick: Wiz, I'm the funny one. However, according to Professor Xavier, leader of the X-Men, Wolverine's healing factor stems from his brain. But eventually gave it up in exchange for his soul. He even used to have a deal with the Angel of Death to be resurrected, should his healing factor be overtaxed. Wiz: Well technically he has died a few times. Jesus Christ! Can anything stop this guy? Wiz: Wolverine has survived hits from Thor and the Hulkbuster, battled with Satan himself, and was once blown up with nothing left but his Adamantium skeleton.īoomstick: Think that stopped him? Hell no! He got back up and beat the shit out of the emo Bomberman who blew him up in the first place. Wiz: He's equal in hand to hand combat with Captain America, and was skilled enough to tag Speed Demon who runs faster than the speed of sound.īoomstick: Despite all of this, his greatest attribute is his sheer durability. Wolverine's new Adamantium claws come out as he wakes up from the procedure violently screaming. So I guess you could say the experiment turned out to be a complete success.
The result? Well, Wolverine went crazy and slaughtered everyone at Weapon X.
Scientist also hypnotized Wolverine, to erase his memories and turn him into an animalistic killing machine. Even Thor has a hard time breaking it.īoomstick: And Dr. Adamantium is extremely dense and stable on a molecular level, making it reportedly indestructible. Cornelius infused his bones with Adamantium, a rare, man-made metal alloy. Wiz: Against Logan's will, a scientist named Dr. Whilst there, Wolverine enjoyed such treatments as being cut open repeatedly, having his DNA harvested, and getting his skeleton a pimped out chrome-job. This is where he took the name, The Wolverine.īoomstick: Buuuut, like almost every other secret project ever, it was actually yet another horrifying super soldier project. He fought in both World Wars and Vietnam before joining a special weapons project called Weapon X. Wiz: With his healing ability slowing his aging, Logan has lived over one hundred years.
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